#What made the internet angry this week?

Sexualized Mario characters! Anime body pillows! Supreme Court nominees! All men are trash! Believing women when they say they've been sexually harassed or assaulted is the baseline for basic human decency and you don't deserve a goddamn award for it! The world's best professional sports league welcomes a terrifying new mascot! All this, plus a four-year-old really has to poop, on this week's Outrage Factory!

Talking points:

• Dale should not be allowed to contribute to the agenda
• Please shower before having sex with your body pillow
• The Ford/Kavanaugh sexual assault hearings, explained, by people who aren't idiots
• 'He is absolutely freaking horrifying.'
• You can't measure grit

Songs:

• 'Phoenix' by Scandroid (Dale's pick)
• 'For What It's Worth' by Anti-Flag (Derek's pick)