#What made the internet angry this week?

We decide which book is the ultimate 'white dude owns this but has never read it' book of all time, Elon Musk makes a hard left turn to Bond villain after his advances are rebuffed by a bunch of Thai boys, Dale turns on his hero Jordan Peterson, we sell out to the alt-right, Amazon fails to keep up with demand on the shopping holiday they invented, why retail sucks, a fond farewell to Greyhound, Things That Gave Dale Gout.

Talking points:

• The ultimate 'white dude owns this but has never read it' book
• Jordan Peterson is a dangerous cult leader
• Elon Musk is not used to hearing 'no thanks'
• Elon Musk is a messianic huckster
• Subprime Day
• Nothing sadder than a dead Greyhound

Songs:
'You Can Count on Me' by Trophy Eyes (Derek's pick)
'Dark Saturday' by Metric (Dale's pick)