Paradigm Grift

What made the internet angry this week? The Midterm elections are coming up and the Democratic party is destined to fail forever! Who could have guessed that letting a bunch of shitty opportunists prey on mentally ill peoples' paranoia would yield tragic results?! It was a big week for insane rightwingers with an axe to grind! Several thousand people are hiking thousands of miles for an inevitable showdown with US border guards! The internet has permanently fucked up our brains and nobody seems to care! Dale is a big fan of Goop! It's still too soon to dress your kid up as Hitler for Halloween! Adult Halloween is depressing as hell, but the fake muscles are cool! Reason number 10000 we're happy cell phones didn't exist when we grew up. Yes, conservative commentators, blackface is bad.

#What made the internet angry this week?

The Midterm elections are coming up and the Democratic party is destined to fail forever! Who could have guessed that letting a bunch of shitty opportunists prey on mentally ill peoples' paranoia would yield tragic results?! It was a big week for insane rightwingers with an axe to grind! Several thousand people are hiking thousands of miles for an inevitable showdown with US border guards! The internet has permanently fucked up our brains and nobody seems to care! Dale is a big fan of Goop! It's still too soon to dress your kid up as Hitler for Halloween! Adult Halloween is depressing as hell, but the fake muscles are cool! Reason number 10000 we're happy cell phones didn't exist when we grew up. Yes, conservative commentators, blackface is bad.

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