What made the internet angry this week? A brief history of men knowing absolutely fucking nothing about flirting with women. Dale discovers The Mandela Effect and it's melting his mind. The Oscars happened, and they were relatively free of controversy and therefore boring as hell. Even as a 61 year old in the 1970s, John Wayne had some pretty shitty views, but people are morons for getting mad about it now. Democracy is broken and we're all too dumb to fix it. The most confusing thing about Jussie Smollett is how to pronounce his name, but why he would totally invent a hate crime is a close second. We plan the perfect crime and land on our next business idea. Lastly, menstrual equality is an important cause with a name that will make 12 year old dudes giggle. All this and more on your favorite dumb podcast!