What made the internet angry this week?

The Canadian government really likes coffee, most of it bad! Dale recalls a tender moment he shared with a random stranger in Bed Bath & Beyond. A lot of very pure and chaste people are very unhappy about the Super Bowl halftime show for starring women, but the kids in cages were okay! Donald Trump is going to make himself president for life, but it's okay because he's probably not going to live THAT much longer. Fond memories of stimulants. The latest update on Novel Coronavirus, the virus that still doesn't pose that much of a threat to anyone outside of China! World's dumbest idiot gets a plane turned around in his attempt to make a viral video. Tina Fey vs Amy Poehler. All this and more, on Coronavirus Factory!