Dale is joined on the podcast by Selma Bolat. Dale and Selma go over how long they’ve known each other and reminisce about photo shoots and the old internet. Gweneth Paltrow’s Candle that smells like her vagina. How do you feel about gender neutral playing cards because someone is making them to suit your needs. Dale explains chess poorly. Selma lives in Cochrane Alberta and there is a lot of gossip out there. Selma talks about what her Salon has gone through with COVID. Dale and Selma talk about their unwillingness to wear normal clothes after covid. Selma talks about the latest fad in haircuts. Is there a conspiracy to feminize women? Does leaving your garage door open a foot mean you’re a swinger? Dale talks about his gout again. Trump had a diet coke button and that is fucking rad. For the first time there is a Female vice president and much to the chagrin of many massageonists this also means for the first time there is a “Second Gentleman”